Selfies

Selfies are the new buzz word to use when describing your lovely new profile pic. The urban dictionary describes it as "pictures taken of oneself while holding the camera at arms length, also known as being camera raped, where one person takes many pictures of themselves on another's camera"

Selfies are usually taken by girls who think they are totes random and "omg did you you see how fat Gemma has got". Idiots basically. "LOOK AT MY NEW HAIRCUT" they'd screech through the mediums of instragram, twitter and Facebook but people say the eyes are the window to the soul and these eyes are dead! These people are so self obsessed with their multiple duck posing photos that they can't see that we don't want this kind of thing. I'd gladly walk over burning coals if it meant I didn't need to see another selfie.

Love paddy x